February 2011
Me hizo el día.
Daughter: Mum, I’m going with my boyfriend to my room.
Mum: Ok, don’t make any troubles.
(Daughter and her boyfriend go to her room. After a while...)
Daughter: Baby, baby, baby, oooohhhh.
(Mum runs into the room. )
Mum: What are you doing?!?
Daughter: Mum, we’re fucking, go out!
Mum: Oh, thank God, I thought you were listening to Justin Bieber!
January 2011
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
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“Think about it. There’s always been a tradition of blind Samurais, and you...”
– Reelz Channel
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“Quentin has talked to me about Kill Bill: Vol. 3 and shared some of his ideas. I...”
– Reelz Channel
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“Well you know, I didn’t kill her, so as far as we know Elle Driver is...”
– IMDB-WENN
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